From past experiences in dealing with the elders, they only want to hear the graphic details, while they fantasize that its them, but the plain fact of the truth is; with the examples that Jesus set re: Peter trying to cut off the head of one of the arresting soldiers, then within a few days being forgiven and given the keys of the kingdom. The adultereress in John 8:1-11......Did Jesus want details? He just simply said 'Sin no more'.
If it was me, I would tell them that you are not going to supply their 'whacking off' material.